Get a handle on corporate lingo - Part 3

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Bandwidth

If your manager says “Yo bud, you got some bandwidth?” they are basically looking for your time or capacity to do work that was not assigned to you originally.

Synergy session

Melodramatic gibberish to describe a serving of cold, hard truths. These sessions usually happen at a trendy hipster coffee shop ’coz your boss is a ‘cool’ boss. 

Alignment

This is nothing more than a gratingly fancy way of saying ‘agreement’.

Drill down

Surprise, surprise! ‘Drill down’ and ‘get more detail’ mean the same thing. But you wouldn’t want to be caught using a regular word, now would you?